The Boring. Tank

$24.00
Upgrade your basics… or don’t. This micro-rib tank is soft, stretchy, and painfully simple — exactly how we like it. Thick straps so you don’t have to think about it, mid-length cut because cropping it sounded like too much work.

Wear it with jeans, throw it under a blazer, or just exist in it.
It’s a tank top. Don’t overthink it.
Micro-rib fabric that hugs you without asking for attention
Stretchy enough for real life
Mid-length so you’re not constantly adjusting it
Thick straps for maximum “I didn’t try” energy
Scoop neck, side-seamed, and ready to become your most boring staple

Perfect for anyone who likes comfort, sarcasm, and hydration.
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Upgrade your basics… or don’t. This micro-rib tank is soft, stretchy, and painfully simple — exactly how we like it. Thick straps so you don’t have to think about it, mid-length cut because cropping it sounded like too much work.

Wear it with jeans, throw it under a blazer, or just exist in it.
It’s a tank top. Don’t overthink it.
Micro-rib fabric that hugs you without asking for attention
Stretchy enough for real life
Mid-length so you’re not constantly adjusting it
Thick straps for maximum “I didn’t try” energy
Scoop neck, side-seamed, and ready to become your most boring staple

Perfect for anyone who likes comfort, sarcasm, and hydration.